How does God take her coffee?
The following is an excerpt from Dan Barry's column in today's New York Times titled 'Not Much Guidance From Above.'
"You know the answer," God said, as she tried to choose between milk and half-and-half for her coffee. She finally decided to drink it black.
I'm not a religious man, but I've always been told that God created us in her image.
Perhaps this is why one is overcome with a sense of calm and clarity when drinking a cup of black coffee.
"You know the answer," God said, as she tried to choose between milk and half-and-half for her coffee. She finally decided to drink it black.
I'm not a religious man, but I've always been told that God created us in her image.
Perhaps this is why one is overcome with a sense of calm and clarity when drinking a cup of black coffee.
posted by jbrau13 at 12:17 PM
1 Comments:
Excellent. This reminds me of a priceless exchange from a Woody Allen movie. The movie is Deconstructing Harry, a personal favorite. Woody plays Harry and he's talking to his son Hilly when the subject of sex comes up.
Harry: Women are God.
Hilly: God is a woman?
Woody: No. I'm not saying God is a woman. Let me put it this way. There are women, we don't know if there's a God. But there are women. Not in some imaginary heaven, but right here on earth. And some of them...some of them Hilly...shop at Victoria's Secret.
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